Saturday, April 7, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
Need some new pickup lines? These could get you in the door, or they could get you slammed in the floor--Have any good lines we could use? Please comment and let us hear 'em!
I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. Nice butt...what time does it open? You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.