Friday, April 6, 2012

Pickup Lines Not for the Faint of Heart

Need some new pickup lines?  These could get you in the door, or they could get you slammed in the floor--Have any good lines we could use?  Please comment and let us hear 'em!

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

Nice butt...what time does it open?

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking
out my package.

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